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Every week, The Post will carry you our picks of the best one-liners and tales from satirical website the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click on the hyperlinks.
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In a development which many see as an irrefutable signal of the impeding finish occasions, biblical students and historians have reached a consensus that the Number of the Beast is definitely 67. READ MORE
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Economists urged prospects to not signal up for Five Guys’ burger financing program, warning that the curiosity alone will quantity to $10,000. READ MORE
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“Pennies may no longer be in production, but we can’t just stop making loafers,” stated shoe producer Tom Shoemaker. “It’s OK. Due to inflation, increasing the worth of the coin being placed in the loafers makes sense, anyway.” READ MORE
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The algorithm searched infinite factors of knowledge and scanned thousands and thousands of tales of human struggling and decided definitively that Michelle Obama has been oppressed more than every other residing human. READ MORE
