Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump’s Spotify Wrapped – Latest News
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“I’m not sure he’s aware that there are other songs,” White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt stated. READ MORE
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“My client has smuggled 40,000 pounds of fentanyl into the United States and personally murdered dozens of people,” stated Juarez’s lawyer, David Lovell. “So we are very confident we can secure a presidential pardon.” READ MORE
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“She’s not used to disappointment,” stated one insider close to Swift. “She signed up for this marriage because she thought the Chiefs were the best of the best and the favorite to win the Super Bowl every year.” READ MORE
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In response to being added to Trump’s third-world journey ban, mobs of offended Minnesotans took to the streets to wave Somali flags and set buildings on fire. READ MORE
