This Christmas we said goodbye to retiring Timothy – Latest News
New yr, similar ol’ nonsense
I AM BACK! And as a result of of my huge most knowledge, I let you know that 85% of Americans are confused about US overseas coverage. Startling, particularly when you think about the ballot was taken on the State Department.
With respect to my Catholic associates, I ask solely understanding. I’ve one query: Why Christmas? The yr’s most joyful, blessed vacation. It’s laughter, happiness, loving, feasting, ingesting. It’s buying and wrapping and hugging and dressing the tree. It’s pleasure to the world.
It’s hark the herald angels sing. Not saying Netanyahu ought to ship Zelensky a respectable becoming go well with. Forget designers now pushing boobs so high that noses overlap.
So this is the precise time to hand over Cardinal Timothy Dolan? Whom NYC loves, adores, treasures? The solely time Rome, between fittings for new robes, the solely time in an total yr to do that? What occurred to possibly Jan. 20, Feb. 16 or March 3?
What’s a larger mazel tov for NYC than this beginner from Chicago? Make this change on a holy vacation — a bless all, love all, give thanks to all Christmas?
Happy jiffy because the new yr begins. Today, Tiny Tim can be caught with main medical payments and Scrooge on Social Security. Crapdammy says goodness is simply down the block. Yeah? Check his staffers. He’s lacking solely Harvey Weinstein, Bob Menendez and a pardon for Diddy. Forget Hunter. Can’t get his money register down the chimney — the Biden brothers could also be caught in it.
Free parking areas? Great concept. Watch them get full of rubbish bins roomy enough for Bernie the spitter and former bartender AOC. Info is that they don’t seem to be but giant enough for Crapdammy.
Saddling up for a delicacy
I need to let you know about Kazakhstan, a good little winter resort an ice dice off Siberia. Saturday’s NY Times had a full web page on Kazakhstan. A couple of years in the past, journey specialist Geoffrey Weill and I, looking new locations to see, went there. Our banquet was ready with native visitors. Giant platter. Noodles. Atop the mountainous noodles: meat. Horse! Cooked horse! Schlepping midway all over the world to stuff myself with Heigh-Ho-Silver was not what I used to be about to do. Geoffrey and I went heavy on noodles. It was proper after Christmas. I carried a brand-new purse that had been proven one week earlier than on Fifth Avenue. A neighborhood girl got here by carrying the identical purse. The Times story was headlined: “Kazakhstan sets sights on more oil riches.” Yeah, proper. And for those who dine there, test for hooves.
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Curtain lifts on Frank & Marilyn
New audio e book “Frank & Marilyn,” about Sinatra and Monroe and their “no cabaret tax, no minimum charge relationship at the Copacabana.” The Copa’s dinner within the ’40s: $2.75. Romance and rumba started at 2 a.m. The comedian: Peter Lind Hayes. “New personality — Desi Arnaz.” The e book, by Edward Z. Epstein, is concerning the love and intercourse ‘twixt Sinatra and Monroe back when a shrimp cocktail price much less than their lodge room.
COMPLAINT: People magazine did a fashion web page picturing a black Saint Laurent robe with its total cheeky backside, the entire full arse, with whole closeup view of the bottom, crack and all. Zoë Kravitz wore this to a Vanity Fair Oscar get together final yr. Her total bare behind on view. Next yr’s model will probably be what? The ass will show her ass full with its own toilet paper? Enough to make a bow?! Oy.
Only in New York, children, solely in New York.
