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Every week, The Post will convey you our picks of the best one-liners and tales from satirical website the Babylon Bee to take the sting off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click on the hyperlinks.
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“This is the happiest day of my life! I’m going to buy so many missiles!” stated Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei as he moonwalked throughout the desert sand. “Super stoked to try again next year!” READ MORE
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“Kamala was good, but I think the algae would do a better job leading the country,” Democratic voter Kelsey Waters stated. READ MORE
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“Welcome. I’ve been expecting you,” stated Obama as people slowly entered the highest ground. “You no longer need those,” he stated, chopping off visitors’ entry wristbands. READ MORE
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At publishing time, Starmer had reportedly accepted a new place as an aide to the “probably gay” Ayatollah of Iran. READ MORE
