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Every week, The Post will carry you our picks of the best one-liners and tales from satirical web site the Babylon Bee to take the sting off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click on the hyperlinks.
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Aerial footage confirmed dozens of youngsters fleeing the scene in horror, some protecting their eyes to keep away from catching a glimpse of an precise job utility. READ MORE
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“Soccer is a total snooze-fest. There’s hardly any scoring and half the time the people are barely moving. It’s Euro-slop,” longtime baseball fan Paul Baker mentioned. READ MORE
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“The intolerant bigot is dead! Woo-hoo!” cried native Democrat Julia Harmon. “With another enemy deceased, we are one step closer to a country where every human being is valued and respected.” READ MORE
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“Forgetting to ask about the rape thing is really coming back to bite us,” mentioned Ken Martin, head of the Democratic National Committee. READ MORE
