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As experiences of rising violence reached City Hall, Mamdani assured residents that he wouldn’t be sidetracked from his quest to arrest a international prime minister. READ MORE
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Sources revealed that Kennedy, a longtime wildlife aficionado, methodically hunted down the well-known raccoon over the previous two days. READ MORE
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“Yeah, that’s our bad, totally unintentional,” Sherrill mentioned at a press convention. “We did not mean to add the entire country of Bolivia to our voter rolls and have them swing every election in favor of the Democrats. That would be wrong and against the law. We don’t do things like that. The registration of 12 million Bolivians was simply the result of… of… a slight software glitch. Yeah… that’s what it was. Yep.” READ MORE
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Throughout the COVID-19 pandemic, Fauci stored meticulous notes in his diary about each lie he instructed below oath, which looking back had begun to appear unwise. READ MORE
