Man who took nation’s constitutional rights claims – Latest News
Every week, The Post will carry you our picks of the best one-liners and tales from satirical web site the Babylon Bee to take the sting off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click on the hyperlinks.
Babylon Bee choices on Augus 4, 2026. Babylon Bee
“By the rights granted me under the U.S. Constitution, I refuse to answer any questions about my taking away the rights guaranteed under the U.S. Constitution,” stated the previous authorities official. READ MORE
Babylon Bee choices are seen on Aug. 4, 2026. Babylon Bee
“We’re inclusive here at the WNBA; we don’t want anyone to feel left out. Wombats… wallabies… Wu Tang Clan… everyone can play here,” Fever coach Stephanie White stated. READ MORE
Babylon Bee choices are seen on Augus 4, 2026. Babylon Bee
“It’s a natural fit,” he advised reporters. “I’m the strongest being on the planet, so it makes sense that the Dodgers would eventually come calling.” READ MORE
Babylon Bee choices are pictured on Aug. 4, 2026. Babylon Bee
At publishing time, the invading migrants — in true Minnesota fashion — have been reportedly onerous at work building a Target in Ceuta so they may loot it and set it on fire. READ MORE
