Celebrity marriages are hard — Taylor Swift and – Latest News
Traylor hit by love twister
June’s approaching. We’re speaking intercourse, aggravations, pre-nups. There’s been tiny information dribbles about Earth’s sizzling temp couple “Traylor” — Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Could TayTay and TraTra go perhaps ta-ta?
It’s back to these previous Elizabeth Taylor Hilton Wilding Todd Fisher Burton Burton Warner Fortensky days. And ready within the wings now’s at all times Jennifer Lopez — age 60ish versatile — together with her swash & put on marriage ceremony robe, cooked rice and readiness to perhaps leap onto No. 5. Her refrain — marriage/not marriage — contains Ben Affleck, Ojani Noa, Alex Rodriguez, Sean Combs, Drake, Marc Anthony, Cris Judd — and presumably a partridge in a pear tree.
Real fantasy aisle
Marriage is troublesome with celebrities. His & hers swimming swimming pools? Prescription glass home windows? Bath tubs with 14-karat rings? Live-in psychiatrists? Say an actress is 56. The studio says 47. She claims 38. Her bosom’s 42.
Their astrologer sanctioned this union. They’ll marry after this husband’s bar mitzvah as a result of the celebs are proper. Everything’s organized. Her supervisor will give her away — and they’ll dwell close to his faculty. The excellent news? This latest husband is wealthy. A Gucci Christmas tree?
Traveling to wherever Meghan discovered her temp prince, their agent is taken into account carry-on.
Problems begin after the honeymoon. Following a hard day nibbling some teenage actress’ bosom in a close-up, the actor husband comes home and wants espresso. So? So the actress spouse ought to get up from her pedicure and make espresso? I imply, please. They’re already solely married three weeks and she hasn’t even had her cuticles accomplished.
Wow, it’s real love
Press people have already set magazine tales. Like: “We love to stay home and watch our step children.” Their neurotic delinquents who’ve had assorted dad and mom from many marriages are used to cops & robbers with actual cops & robbers.
Problem is, this was actually no union made in love. It was strictly p.r. Starts with “secretly” relationship. The romance supposedly “hidden.” Nobody however their psychiatrists know. Then mates are informed. Next they creep out for images. Magazine tales observe. So do attorneys.
All concerning the look
Some layouts are legit. Like one the place the he-man husband is picture’d wrangling with a leopard. I imply, please. The actual staged motion occurred in Malibu as he tangled with a chihuahua and misplaced his hairpiece within the sand whereas taking cues from the off-screen animal coach.
The spouse’s “I’m really a homebody” tales are deceptive. And “Oh, what a cook she is” the husband squeaks. For these pictures of her on the range the professionals need an inside decorator, make-up man, hairdresser, dance instructor, skilled chef, p.r. individual, food taster and long lens.
After they get their pictures, the professionals go away whereas the husband rushes out to play along with his Legos.
Me — I stay up for sometime congratulating each TayTay and TraTra of their new tutus.
Listen, occurs I do know many people have money to burn. Why not? If they dwell in Manhattan it’s cheaper to burn than fuel.
Only in New York, youngsters, solely in New York.
