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Polls confirmed overwhelming help amongst Americans for fencing San Francisco off from the remainder of the nation, with President Trump promising that Nancy Pelosi can be included within the growth. READ MORE
Coach Belichick stated that he’s assured that his girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, could be protected within the playpen whereas he led apply for the UNC Tarheels. READ MORE
Oscar the Grouch was reportedly very depressing at the truth that each muppet within the neighborhood has moved into his trash can. READ MORE
“Bro time” for the cardinals reportedly consists of firing up the Vatican’s Nintendo 64, guzzling down liters of Mountain Dew Code Red, and hanging out of their extravagant papal pillow forts. READ MORE
