Curtis Sliwa is all talk — he can’t be the next – Latest News
‘Mayor’ Sliwa’s 9 lives
I’m scripting this at 2 a.m. Can’t sleep. The thought of Crapdammy working NYC makes me run to the john.
Which then brings me to sleazy Sliwa whose mouth is the solely factor that works. He by no means had a actual job. Managed what? Invented what? Created what? Sold what? Organized what? Advertised what? Ran what? Disseminated what? Built what? Manufactured what? Earned income from what?
Married more than as soon as. Trouble paying youngster assist. Home? He as soon as ridiculed a millionaire mansion in Chappaqua. I can perceive that as a result of he’s lived in a one-room factor with 17 cats.
What’s he accomplished? Accomplished? Nothing. Nada. Zero. He’s simply a talker. An open empty throat. His earnings got here from WABC radio’s John and Margo Catsimatidis, who reside in New York, work in New York, raised their household in New York, pay taxes in New York and whom Sleazy has since now insulted for suggesting that to save lots of this election he take his crimson beret from his unproductive head and stick it up his pink behind.
He’s in his 70s and accomplished what? Roscoe the bedbug canine’s accomplished more. He patrolled the subway. Good concept then. Also good for images and p.r. about sleazy Sliwa which is all this selfish failure needs.
Understand, he can’t do something. Never even managed a gigantic one-bedroom home. Doesn’t have a summer season home, weekend home or overseas home. Knows nothing in addition to kitty litter and how to put on that omni-stupid crimson beret for worry no one will acknowledge him with out it. Never ever invited to any A-1 gala. No president, chief of state, Boy Scout troop chief, Arab emir, rubbish collector, no one, no-how ever requested his opinion on issues municipal. And this is what’s working to steer the richest, best, hardest No. 1 metropolis in the world?
This metropolis homes Spike Lee, Robert De Niro, Taylor Swift, Sarah Jessica, Daniel Radcliffe, Denzel Washington, Hugh Jackman, Alec Baldwin, Justin Timberlake, Donald Trump, Adam Driver, Jerry Seinfeld, Jamie Dimon some partridge in a pear tree, and so on., and so on., they usually’ll all be all ears to an unemployed nothing sporting a crimson wool hat and holding an alley cat?!
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So VIP important and useful to the City of New York that I final noticed him inhaling free sweet from WABC’s goodie cabinets. His open mouth solely closed over peanuts, M&Ms and pretzels that he himself didn’t spend to buy. And this is what anybody can vote for in a metropolis that has Rock Center, St. Patrick’s, the Statue of Liberty, Bronx Zoo, Central Park, Greenwich Village, Chinatown, Freedom Tower, MoMA, Broadway, best steaks, best cheesecake, best bagels, best franks, Fifth Avenue, Financial Center, Botanical Center, Park Avenue, the Met, Coney Island?
Running New York City is what this nonsolvent unemployed crimson beret BS-er along with his cats is what he thinks he can do? Besides ripping that soiled previous hat off? You seeking to vote for him? And a blessing in your head, mazel tov, mazel tov. Listen, I hear this candidate was in Atlantic City lately — and he thus far misplaced his car, his watch and his money. Also his capability to win the mayoralty.
Meanwhile, as the world is going to hell — whereas POTUS is directing the world — somebody in a Donald Trump blue swimsuit, white shirt and crimson tie with a Donald masks is proper now, simply at this minute — instantly throughout from Trump Tower — overlook Russia, Ukraine, China, Taiwan, Iran, Venezuela, some unemployed different no one cat lover in a one-room residence voting for presumably Sliwa or Crapdami is really standing proper smack in the center of Fifth Avenue directing site visitors as automobiles are whizzing by. Are we not a great metropolis — or what?!
Only in New York, youngsters, solely in New York.
