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“This is a momentous day,” stated a federal spokesperson. “The nation’s eyes are upon all those who could have been president, if they hadn’t been total losers.” READ MORE
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Sources stated that Jennifer first started to encroach on her husband’s territory late final evening, cold-heartedly shoving him onto the very edge of the mattress. READ MORE
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“CBC News can now confirm that local patrolpersons have a positive ID on the gunperson,” stated reporterperson Brad Stevenson. READ MORE
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“Even without four working limbs, she’s an absolute asset to our team,” stated U.S. Paralympic Coach Jeffrey Donovan. READ MORE
