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Showing off their bizness
I charge the Oscars 4 oys. Best robes had been Demi Moore’s Gucci, Nicole Kidman’s Chanel, best of all — Kirsten Dunst’s easy quiet design — good. The cut, glorious. An elegant black Celine. No fuss, no feathers, no flowers, no friggin’ beads. Black.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s dressmaker possibly specialised in peeing. Her white robe was vast, WIDE, W-I-D-E open on each side. Ready instantly to interact a toilet. So sensible. Frig the digital camera. This means she was instantly accessible for a colonoscopy.
Gwyneth Paltrow arrived at the Oscars carrying a costume with aspect slits that went up the complete size of the outfit. JILL CONNELLY/EPA / Shutterstock
Demi Moore wore a Gucci robe to the Oscars. Getty Images
The pre-Oscar chit chat. Nobody’s chest was lined. You may’ve had an MRI whereas on digital camera. More hairpieces than a gorilla. Hair down sides of the face. Cheeks tighter than physique components. Boobs peeking out. Sculpted behinds grabbing more space than Mt. Etna. The red-carpet banter? Biden in the can was more attention-grabbing.
Newly arrested cons who had been requested: “Want to watch the Oscars?” would’ve most popular the cell.
Ceremony host Conan? Able. But subsequent time, much less pink hair dye. Too shiny. Too dyed. Too all-over pink. Comparatively, a firetruck would’ve regarded pink. Somebody inform the colorist they’re not getting paid per strand.
Life at present is hard, strained, troublesome. No jobs. No money. No happiness. So good to see people joyful, smiling, applauding, excited, dressed up superbly — it was a deal with.
Nicole Kidman hit the pink carpet in a Chanel costume. Getty Images
Yester filmmaking
A little bit film historical past now: In ye aulden days theatrical dames Joan Plowright, Judi Dench, Maggie Smith, Diana Rigg nixed attending main honors . . . Paul Scofield even turned down a knighthood.
A lifetime in the past after I visited her in the previous nation and he or she made soda bread for me, Vanessa Redgrave supported the Workers Revolutionary Party — an excessive Marxist group.
“Easy Rider” was initially titled “The Loners.” “Pretty Woman” initially titled “3000.” And “West Side Story”? Its starting title was “East Side Story.” F. Scott Fitzgerald’s great novel was “Incident at West Egg.”
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“Gone With the Wind.” The O’Hara plantation was first referred to as Fontenoy Hall. Its working title — “Tote the Weary Load.” Rhett Butler’s memorable final line was an unique no go. After producer Selznick finessed the censors, they saved the unique: “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
“The Exorcist” and its many prequels/sequels? Director Paul Schrader was canned for delivering an unscary film. New director Renny Harlin mentioned: “I have nightmares virtually every night — even if I take a nap. Nightmares are the source of my creativity.” He then turned the new director for “Exorcist: The Beginning.”
Harrison Ford as soon as informed me: “I do no extraordinary fitness training for fight scenes. All moves are choreographed on a stage at rehearsal so it’s more a dance than anything else.”
Cameron Diaz took respiration classes to fight a nervous abdomen, which plagues her every time she makes a film. “Everyone deals with stress differently. Birds pull their feathers out. I get a very painful stomach. It’s still stressful but now I’ve learned how to breathe.”
So this needy man requested a pal to loan him $500. The pal was silent. The needy one mentioned: “You owe me an answer.” The pal replied: “Better I owe you an answer than you owe me $500.”
Only in New York, children, solely in New York.
