Ayatollah disappointed to learn 72 virgins – Latest News
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Following the disappointing information, the supreme chief reportedly locked himself in his quarters to drown his sorrows with a “Real Housewives” marathon on Bravo. READ MORE
According to airport officers, no one has ever seen a happier, more prepared TSA agent than Clinton. “He was born for this,” mentioned native man Roger McCabe. READ MORE
“It’s difficult to settle on any one correlation,” a reporter mentioned. “We’ll do our best to connect the dots, but quite frankly, this one is likely to remain a mystery.” READ MORE
“This is just the beginning!” the Senate minority chief was heard shouting. “They want me to show an ID to enter Costco?! This is clearly a violation of my civil rights.” READ MORE
