Trump releases line of sympathy cards – Latest News
Every week, The Post will carry you our picks of the best one-liners and tales from satirical website the Babylon Bee to take the sting off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click on the hyperlinks.
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Inside each card is a personal message penned by Trump himself, starting from “I’m sorry you’re going through this, everyone says so” to “I wish you had died instead.” READ MORE
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Macron did offer President Trump his apologies, stating that France genuinely wished they’d the assets. READ MORE
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At publishing time, Kent had introduced he was reluctantly accepting a profitable talking tour throughout faculty campuses. READ MORE
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Mayor Karen Bass was credited with taking the project over the end line after she found some project information she beforehand thought had been destroyed within the Palisades fire. READ MORE
