NYC has the best of everything — so why aren’t – Latest News
Hey, New York’s all the time No. 1
Some excellent news — briefly. For guests — not immigrants — let’s discuss our badly handled NYC. Forget an occasional rat or homeless roach, we’re speaking housing, noise, scaffolds, bills, shootings, transportation, migrants, taxes, our mayor maybes, shops closing, visitors impassable, Broadway narrowing, DDs (dreadful Democrats), high rents, low lifes, awful politics, parking unimaginable, costs unimaginable, thefts — sadly none embody the mayor’s coat closet.
Yet tourism consultants listing NYC as having 4 — 4? — of the high 10 points of interest of this great nation. Four?!
Four? Must be these so-called consultants can’t depend past 5.
There’s one thing referred to as Tripadvisor. I by no means heard of them — however, then, I by no means earlier than additionally by no means heard of commie candidate Slam-damn-me both.
This survey demotes Central Park to No. 4. Empire State Building takes No. 2. Please. And it ignores: Fifth Avenue, Park Avenue, Bryant Park library, St. Pat’s, Rock Center, forty seventh Street’s Diamond District, Chinatown, Yankee Stadium, Freedom Tower, Bronx Zoo, Statue of Liberty, Seventh Avenue’s Fashion District, Guggenheim, Brooklyn Museum, Greenwich Village, East Side/West Side/and throughout the city, shops like Bergdorf’s, Vuitton, Saks.
More: Times Square, ice skating rinks, the ferries, East River, Hudson River, Ellis Island, the High Line, Grand Central Terminal, American Museum of Natural History with its dinosaurs, 9/11 Memorial, Staten Island, outside food markets, Dumbo, Hell’s Kitchen, Soho, Lower East Side, the Rolls-Royce showroom, the former steamship docks.
Plus: We have best bagels, best cheesecake, best steak, best public sale homes. Irish food, Italian food, Greek food, Russian food, Chinese food, Japanese food, kosher food, takeout food, Swedish food, French food, Hungarian food, German food, Spanish food, gluten-free food, British (ugh!) food.
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From right here you may schlep to Niagara Falls, Catskills, Adirondacks, Finger Lakes, Bear Mountain, Jones Beach, Coney Island. Listen, with luck it’s also possible to perhaps get back to your stolen car.
There’s the Hayden Planetarium, the Hamptons, Rockaway, close by Atlantic City, Canada, an aquarium someplace, our gold’s deposit someplace, Wall Street, Harlem, JFK Airport, LaGuardia Airport, close by Newark Airport, fender restore locations, plus stamp collectors, coin collectors, vintage collectors, sports activities golf equipment, canine locations, cat locations, artwork locations, chicken locations, too large with camels we aren’t however we acquired horse locations, turtle locations, bike locations and dented crash helmet locations.
Also driving faculties, gardening faculties, dance faculties, perhaps establishments the place they educate honesty is just not so large on this metropolis — however we acquired artwork faculties, drama faculties, medical faculties, cooking faculties, business faculties, chess faculties, knitting faculties, performing faculties. We acquired courting locations, eyebrow plucking locations, pretend eyelash affixing locations, nostril lifting locations, yoga specialists, embroidery specialists. Auction homes? We acquired them.
So, hear, you wish to go go to Kansas City? Go. Florida? Please. You wish to trip in Yuma? Go. Forget hi there to Herald Square. Give my best to a cactus.
Shove these journey consultants, it’s solely in New York, children, solely in New York.
