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Network stars ‘left’ to wither
CBS. Columbia Broadcasting System. Being nicknamed: Cannot Be Sustained.
It’s financial issues. It received caught with a Donald Trump lawsuit over Kamala. Settled for $16 mil. It’s scores struggles. Staff trimming. Cost chopping. Had a squabble with YouTube TV. Obama’s in all probability already mentioned it with Russia.
There’s now a physique rely with whom they’ve performed musical chairs. Knocked off — if not out — Norah O’Donnell unseated. How about Charlie Rose, Paula Zahn, Letterman, James Corden, Katie Couric, Bianna Golodryga who went to CNN, Connie Chung? Some morning hosts have been vaporized.
Listen, the drums are even beating for Gayle King whom all of us love more than the Statue of Liberty.
We’re speaking the as soon as home of “the most trusted man in America” Walter Cronkite. It was Dan Rather, a Peabody Award, “60 Minutes,” “Blue Bloods,” Andy Griffith, “Green Acres,” “Hogan’s Heroes.”
Latest lurch was vaporizing lefty Stephen Colbert. Even Jay Leno — whose own discuss show on NBC had ground on since Thomas Jefferson performed potsy with that mistress — weighed in saying semi good issues about Colbert. He was in a position. Did a good job. But just not precisely my cup as a result of even my car doesn’t flip left.
One distress is that no one however repairmen watch community stuff anymore. All’s the similar. Everyone blond. Each feminine’s hair hangs down both one facet or each to the crotch. They learn pre-printed phrases. Some mispronouncing the nation as Eye-rack. Many of us have really been there. Worked there. And in between bombing and starvation and terrifying reviews they’re boring. It’s cooking classes. Or political correctness gone nuts.
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Left-handed pitcher Colbert all the time peed on Donald. Seemed to miss that Donald is now PRESIDENT. What lump did he need to see sitting in charge? The ex-bartender with the hair’s middle half and three AOC initials? Bernie Sanders whose spit reaches to the Middle East?
Ventriloquist Jill who desires to be known as “doctor” however whose lone affected person quivers in the basement?
Think. Letterman? Cranky. But not hatred. He would e book O’Reilly and maneuver his zingers however demean no one. Leno’s show on NBC? Stand-up comedian. Not into political peeing. His successor Fallon as soon as rumpled Donald’s hair. Kimmel? No. Watch. ABC’s subsequent to corral the extremists.
Fast lane dwelling
So let me inform you about my beautiful summer season New York day. A buddy drove me to her place upstate. Coming home? A employed car. Stopped lifeless — lifeless — a doornail was much less lifeless — in the center of the bumper-to-bumper crowded freeway. Gone. Went to heaven — or in my case hell — center of the multilane freeway. Brakes screeching. Horns honking. Drivers cursing.
“I fix,” mentioned the driver in Urdu or whateverthehell language. I’m perspiring in a no-air-conditioning back seat. Forget chatting with my driver who has now jacked up our vehicle with my behind greater than Mt. Rushmore. Can’t crawl out as a result of I’ll be hit by some car racing to get home. Eventually he’s back, perspired, and says, “No fix.”
Nice. Cops by now encompass my car and need to know what I’m doing there. l additionally need to know what I’m doing there. Fortunately they acknowledged me, put me in a cop car and took me someplace the place I may climb into one other vehicle — that really moved — to take me home.
East Side, West Side, throughout the city — except you’re coming from upstate.
Listen, I’m not one to complain about my authentic driver. I solely say that if we’d been in the Middle East, we’d have come home on a dented camel.
Only in New York, youngsters, solely in New York.
