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US still Earth’s best country
So how did it all begin.
“In the beginning,” like earlier than Amazon — like even earlier than Elon’s first little one — there was a world. Something.
Think pre rivers and mountains — previous to Hegseth studying off a Fox TV prompter — a voice mentioned, “Let there be light.” Came now the first con — Con Ed. Wampum? Please. Today it’s trillions. Henry Ford’s first rickety roadster? Nowadays we will’t even get crosstown.
Progress? We great or what? Shove Kitty Hawk, now Spirit Airlines is grounded. TomToms received traded for handheld cells. From picket sneakers to spike heels. Earrings for ladies now on males. Long pants for males now on girls. Short pants right now will not be even on these girls.
One for all and all for one? United States of America? Please. I don’t even know the place Idaho is. I heard it’s exterior Newark however solely potatoes have seen Idaho — which is the place?
How did we get to what we at the moment are? With an AI machine speaking for us. With schoolkids unable to handwrite or add. With a socialist closing off, not opening up, New York? With visitors, open manholes, people sleeping on streets, scaffolding completely on each block, the aged unable to pay for food, rents sky high, medical services closing, the place Broadway’s changing into narrower and narrower, the place Hunter is still looking that pc he says wasn’t his, the place Staten Island’s trying to secede?
OK, so we will’t declare Confucius however how about Pacino? We received tradition.
As for the slight visitors downside, we will repair it. We reposition each avenue to go northeast. This approach it’ll be Connecticut’s downside.
Pour over of hate
What’s with the climate? Cold?! A thief in my neighborhood even had his palms in his own pocket. The vacation’s over. So put away your damp blanket and sand-filled tuna and pay attention:
A NYC good friend despatched me the following in a longer model. No ID. He couldn’t affirm its writer.
It was: A Brooklyn crowd — who’ll stand for hours simply to listen to why the whole lot’s their mom’s fault — was shouting about the “intifada and decolonization.” A bearded Columbia University man defined: “We’re against Zionism.” A Columbia University scholar shouted: “Zionists are Nazis!
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“Remember Kanye West. Black mask. Announcing he loves Hitler. Now some kid from a prestigious college — whose trauma is getting cold coffee at Starbucks — is also shouting fascism.” Normal people pretended nothing uncommon is taking place. Humans adapt to the whole lot: struggle, hatred, even $9 espresso.
“Jews have hoped that this madness would disappear on its own. It never disappears on its own.”
That AIn’t proper
Alert: We imagine this screed was begun by AI. The NYC good friend added, for some unknown cause, a movie star’s identify. He then added the identify of this movie star whom, for no matter cause, he believed would possibly’ve despatched it. Happens I knew that movie star. I referred to as the particular person. They had been horrified. They mentioned: “I never wrote anything ever about antisemitism. I’m no expert and have nothing to say that hasn’t been said better than I could say it. Someone is faking it for some reason.”
Two NYC medical doctors speaking. One: “There’s rumors you’ve been romancing my wife.” Second one: “Not true, why ask me?” First physician: “Listen, I just wanted a second opinion.”
Only in New York, children, solely in New York.
