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At publishing time, the U.S. Army refused to verify or deny experiences that they’d concurrently been airdropping leaflets to Greenland residents asking, “Have you ever wanted to see American soldiers up close?” READ MORE
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“It would actually be dangerous if everyone knew about every player signing the Dodgers made,” sports activities columnist Shaman defined. READ MORE
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“We’ve loved the loon, but we’re excited about the screaming lesbians,” stated Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey. READ MORE
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Carlson expressed amazement at how the regime was capable of put down protests and attempt to revive its supreme authority and praised the Ayatollah. READ MORE
