Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump to choose next – Latest News
Every week, The Post will carry you our picks of the best one-liners and tales from satirical website the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click on the hyperlinks.
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“It’s going to be a tremendous show, probably the best show ever put on television,” Trump instructed reporters in the Oval Office when making the announcement. READ MORE
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At publishing time, Congresswoman Omar was reportedly heartbroken to be taught that Ahmed Nur Said Elmi had entered into a relationship with a girl to whom he had no blood relation. READ MORE
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“Are you serious?” stated Trump, as aides confirmed him side-by-side footage. “He’s Venezuelan, but he’s being charged in New York? Well, that’s disappointing, I have to tell you.” READ MORE
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“Yes kings! We love kings now!” cried hundreds of protestors throughout the nation. READ MORE
