Cardinal Dolan decided to give me a ring — fresh – Latest News
Listen, it’s the voice of God
So, now, listen. Little Mother has one other wee saga to share — lest you suppose I simply lead a uninteresting boring existence.
Phone rings. Being on one other long boring dialog, I can’t reply it. Eva, Spanish, our family’s latest addition, shouts into the receiver, “Who you are?”
The particular person responds. She says, “Who?” The unseen voice repeats it. Eva then experiences, “It’s Cocccfdoopktwby.”
WHO?
“It’s hjhwppoqsryx.”
Me, nonetheless on my interminable telephone call, whisper: “No such person. Ask again.”
She asks again. She comes back with: “Name’s Ytraghkkplywsy.”
Me, cranky, I grab the telephone and snarl into it: “Enough with you already. Who are you?”
The nice tempered voice then says properly: “It’s Cardinal Dolan.”
He simply helped elect Chicago’s Robert Prevost because the new Pope Leo XIV and my housekeeper needs to know who he’s.
Lobel’s will Rock
New York, New York. Tops in all the pieces. Noise, taxes, site visitors, scaffolding, sightseeing, mayors, bagels, arrivals sleeping on the streets. And — we’re speaking four-star steaks.
Lobel’s. THE best for a few years. Nice little prime raw boneless snack may cost you $400. BUT — persevering with on with the legends — you possibly can sing “Take me out to the ballgame, buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack — and Lobel’s.” There’s been a Lobel’s stand at Yankee Stadium since 2009. Champs to chomps.
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Now, a new lower-level Rockefeller Center location — the place a bit farther back was the skating rink — is within the works. Banquettes, wooden trim, seating or takeout, we’re speaking thick meaty sandwiches.
When’s it open? Per a spokesperson, “Soon as they let us turn the gas on.”
And at any time when whoever ought to ship me my no matter, don’t overlook the ketchup.
He wants a hand
Anthony Weiner — please excuse the expression — has simply despatched out these messages and that is a curtailed model of them:
“Thousands of people signed a petition to place me on the poll. (CINDY: HIM, or solely components of him?) So far the response has been great. (Like when he despatched bare pictures of sure components of him to younger females?) And we’ve raised the utmost quantity required for the race as fast as my opponents.
“Now it’s ‘all hands on deck’ time. We need as many volunteers as possible to help pull voters to the polls. We need help knocking on doors, hanging posters and manning polling places. Together we can steer New York back onto the right track for the middle class and those struggling to make it.”
Great concept. And if he wants help he can all the time rely on the Menendez brothers who are actually up for parole after having shot and killed each dad and mom.
Good concept. We a great nation or what?
A duck, a frog and a skunk wished to go to the films. One of the three couldn’t afford it. The duck had a invoice, the frog had a dollar however the skunk had solely a scent.
God bless America.
