Gel hair man shuts off AI to please area Karens – Latest News
1. Congress’ wittle summer time wecess
by Blake Dodge, author
Friday, Gavin Newsom signed an government order meant to “dramatically accelerate” the convening of “a group of world-leading experts” in order that they will make a … information … “for California to reinforce and strengthen its AI safety and security laws.”
This, clearly, is code for “we’re not doing anything” and an excuse for Gavin to take a little video in his cute podcast setup.
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Gavin Newsom, Governor of California, speaks alongside Carsten Schneider, proper, Federal Minister for the Environment, Climate Action, Nature Conservation, and Nuclear Safety, during a press briefing following a assembly on the sidelines of the UN General Assembly on the United Nations in New York City, Tuesday, September 22, 2026. ZUMAPRESS.com
Still, with “proposals under consideration” together with an “emergency shutoff” or “kill switch” for frontier fashions… it’s a chilling reminder of what’s potential right here [Gel Hair Man Shuts off AI to Please Area Karens] given the entire absence of any congressional management in anyway.
Literally, because the world mulls the apocalypse and the heads of AI beg for federal involvement, the House and Senate simply returned from their five-week “summer recesses.”
What a good (??) idea for the remaining of us, who misplaced our “recess” privileges … at age 11. Grow up already, and get to work, losers.
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2. Nursing a grudge
by Riley Nork, author
The members of two California nurses unions determined to deal with ongoing labor negotiations with Prime Healthcare in dignified fashion: by going across the neighborhood the place Prime Healthcare executives reside and posting threatening fliers with detailed shows of their homes, a totally-not-unsettling expertise, I’m sure, on the heels of full-blown Mangione bloodlust on this nation.
The California Post studies that activists for the unions canvassed the Los Angeles neighborhood of Brentwood — home to members of the Prime CEO’s household and different Prime executives — the place they “posted fliers featuring aerial photographs, square-footage details, and other information about executives’ private homes,” with charming messages like “track them down” and “[they] can’t hide.”
Meanwhile, a union legal professional allegedly claimed the harassment would solely stop if Prime’s CEO got here to the desk for negotiations, however within the spirit of #NeverForget, I’m instantly remembering a lesson from 9/11 which I hope this CEO heeds: sorry nurses… however we don’t negotiate with terrorists.
An individual sorts a message into an artificial intelligence chatbot on a laptop computer screen. Getty Images
3. Nerd civil conflict
by Evan Milenko, author
Computer geeks and math dorks are combating. Earlier this month, OpenAI introduced that an unreleased model had solved the Navier-Stokes Millennium Prize Problem.
Three days later, 25 Fields Medalists signed an open letter warning that AI has develop into “severely misaligned” with the mathematical neighborhood’s pursuits.
Now OpenAI says the identical model has resolved over 100 different open math issues and is forming an advisory group to help determine what to do with the outcomes.
Some people have reacted unsympathetically (i.e., math geniuses discovering their jobs at risk like the remaining of us).
But, whereas I actually put the “C” in calculus, even I discover one thing miserable about rooting for mathematicians’ obsolescence.
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