George Santos should keep his head up — nearly – Latest News
Greatest (corrupt) metropolis ever
New York. Greatest effing metropolis within the universe. Even if some hidden planet’s newly found 113 quadrillion miles greater than wherever Pete Davidson floats — the actual fact is downtown, crosstown or wherever Bezos sticks his subsequent banana, right now our nation tis of who is aware of from smartness and corruption.
New York, New York. So effing great that it’s named twice. Where else has that? Like there’s Albuquerque Albuquerque? Even fats rats — the four-legged type — need right here. And NOT Florida the place late dinner’s 4 p.m. and on the subsequent desk is an alligator with that governor who additionally itched to be president.
Best of the whole lot
We received the best steaks, best cheesecake, best bagels, best museums, best theater — nevertheless, there may be a small subject. Forget heavy on trash, scaffolding, congestion, costs, taxes, theft, theft, awful subway — we’re additionally tops in crappy electees.
Our pols go to the can. Get nailed. Sentenced. Dumped. Do their time. Yeah, we received Saks, St. Pat’s, Central Park, Chinatown, best the whole lot. Our wealthy are too wealthy and the poor too poor so query is: Why accomplish that many choose politics as a substitute of weighing tuna on the Fulton Fish Market? This from a professional — and never somebody petting a peeing Airedale: “Because they’re hacks. Can’t make a living unless they’re on the dole.”
From one other. “There needs to be a revolution. Greatest city in the world doesn’t care about the city. Only about elections. They’re building employment in government. Our growth is in government hiring. We keep borrowing money — going broke paying for nonservices. America is being eaten away by its geniuses.”
A rogues’ gallery
Like Senate Majority Leader Dean Skelos. State Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver’s federal corruption costs for extortion and mail fraud. Former Gov. Eliot Spitzer discovered with socks on, different issues out — none being his spouse. Congress temp George Santos you’ll be able to skip altogether.
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How about Stanley Simon who loused up one thing however I don’t keep in mind what. Top cop Bernie Kerik. Everybody’s buddy Mario Biaggi. Forget not our newly nailed next-door Sen. Bob Menendez. Councilman Jumaane Williams who has a report and now itches to be mayor and change Eric Adams now scratching to remain mayor. Early on we had “Boss” Tweed, Tammany Hall, Carmine DeSapio.
New York, New York, you’re a helluva city. The corruption is up and the prisons are down. The Bronx is up and onetime chief Stanley Friedman went down. How about Pelosi who has report wealth? Or that broke Barack now owns a multimillion greenback mansion?
Fight for the job
Our mayor who’s preventing felonies nonetheless needs to be mayor. Our ex governor who’s preventing assorted fights additionally needs to be mayor. A bartender itchy to be president is delivering speeches from personal planes.
Today our nation tis of who? Take a knee, burn the flag, begin a march, hate a faith, destroy a statue, free a con. The land of the pilgrims’ satisfaction? The land the place our fathers died? The land with tax as high as an elephant’s eye?
Letting you understand that a research from UCLA predicts that by 2027 there might be 14 million people residing in LA — and 78% of them will all have their own podcast.
And NOT solely in New York, youngsters, not solely in New York.
