Graham Platner, accused of assault? We did Nazi – Latest News
1. The advantage of poverty
by Mike Solana, Editor in chief
Left-wing influencers are overjoyed following release of the UBS Global Wealth Report, which signifies America is (shock!) insanely wealthy, however the richest Americans are (shock, half 2) far richer than the average Joe — an historic stage of “wealth inequality,” they’re screaming, as if that is self-evidently outrageous.
Unfortunately, because the average American struggles to cowl rent, billionaires make unbelievable cowl, and the press has executed a great job convincing centrists that crippling left-wing housing insurance policies, mass migration, and endemic fraud are evil issues to speak about.
But the actual fact stays, you’re not having a exhausting time shopping for a home as a result of the man who delivers child diapers to the doorstep has a yacht. You’re having a exhausting time shopping for a home since you voted for people who hate you, if not as a lot as they hate Elon.
And if they will harm him at a price to you? They’d genuinely relatively you be poor.
Last week, the CDC reported that America’s fertility price continues to hit document lows: 53 births per 1,000 ladies aged 15–44 in Q1 of 2026, down from 54.5 in 2025. USA TODAY Network by way of Reuters Connect
2. Womb for 2?
by Evan Milenko, Intern
Last week, the CDC reported that America’s fertility price continues to hit document lows: 53 births per 1,000 ladies aged 15–44 in Q1 of 2026, down from 54.5 in 2025.
It’s simple to scapegoat one factor — the economic system, the rattling telephones, the DoorDasher who “lost” my order — however that is a cultural problem with no simple coverage repair.
The child-free phenomenon is most pronounced in younger, left-leaning voters: Not solely are they having fewer kids however they need to have fewer kids.
Per the Institute for Family Studies, progressive ladies aged 18–24 need fewer than two children, whereas younger conservatives need more.
That would possibly clarify why being referred to as “childless cat ladies” despatched Democrats into DEFCON 1. But who’s truly having 2+ children in America? Mormons and Orthodox Jews.
There is no magic in soiled sodas or untrimmed sideburns (I checked). Reject modernity, marry younger and take the entire being-fruitful-and-multiply factor severely.
This week, a shocked nation found that Graham Platner — the person who walked into a seedy Croatian tattoo store, noticed a drawing of a Nazi cranium, and mentioned ‘that will look good emblazoned across my torso forever’ — apparently makes dangerous selections typically. AP Photo/Robert F. Bukaty
3. Nein is nein
by Riley Nork, Writer
This week, a shocked nation found that Graham Platner — the person who walked into a seedy Croatian tattoo store, noticed a drawing of a Nazi cranium, and mentioned ‘that will look good emblazoned across my torso forever’ — apparently makes dangerous selections typically.
A girl who described her earlier relationship with the (now former) Senate candidate as (very like a hid Totenkopf) “on-and-off again” mentioned that a drunken Platner as soon as broke into her home and raped her, prompting a number of Democrat speaking heads to rescind their endorsements.
‘But Riley, didn’t one other chick actually simply accuse this man of abuse? Where had been all these smart, ethical speaking heads then?’
Ah, properly that lady was a Republican, and Article 8.17 of the #MeToo Doctrine states that allegations solely depend in the event that they had been levied by a Democrat and/or funded in courtroom by Reid Hoffman.
