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We’re being Left behind
Definition of a communist: One who shares his nothing with all people.
Having each other as staffers, commies don’t need enemies.
Newspaper Pravda ran a contest for the best political joke. First prize? Twenty years.
Our locals are shifting. Every third human within the Hamptons is a Realtor.
Business within the metropolis is now so unhealthy that people who gained’t even pay stopped shopping for.
Thanks to Zero Crapdammy our metropolis — as soon as nearly 9 million — has practically 8 million on the LIE.
In a synagogue now you keep eyes closed at your own risk.
Russia’s credit card slogan is nice: “Don’t leave home.”
Locally all the things’s downhill. If an worker asks the boss, “What goes?” He’ll say, “You!”
Seniors are speeding South. Florida is now populated by hungry younger alligators driving previous people’s automobiles and no matter/whoever/whichever new duties they may immediately need to attend to love if no matter turns into essential to immediately attend to — like — late at night time. Like late. Late. Suddenly.
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The males? All bald. Palm Beach barbers envy shoppers with hair — to them dandruff is a thrill.
And new arrivals go the place after they get there? To an artwork gallery the place canvasses are in crayon. Or a late 4:30 dinner which is for ketchup in your sneakers.
Before Crapdammy, some associates had an all encompassing program designated to succeed in sure investment objectives during the following 5 years — like getting even. Their company simply closed. They’re now on the listing for a Secaucus timeshare.
Neighborhood banks are failing. Forget a digital camera that pictures photos of bank robbers. Mine now has a man who does charcoal sketches.
One dude spent a 12 months opening new bank accounts. Got free radios, toasters, TVs, baggage, pots, pans, dishes. Last week he gave back his deposit and opened his own low cost home.
New York’s so ruined that one hustler requested a passerby for 20 bucks. Passerby: “20 dollars? That’s a lot to request.” Hustler: “Yeah, but I want to quit early tonight.”
Cheap? This mayor will get indignant when gum machines gained’t take credit playing cards.
Everyone’s attempting to avoid wasting money. The commie to his untrue spouse: “Stand behind your lover. I’m going to shoot you both.”
Major business on Moscow TV: “You asked for it, you got it — hard labor.”
Note: Capitalism is when your spouse owns all the things. Crapdammy’s is when the State does.
Major recreation in Crapdammy’s favourite Siberia: “Hide and stay hidden.”
Set for doom increase
Listen up, world:
The metropolis that by no means sleeps is sleeping. This BS crappy mayor talker will not be! solely into free buses, freezing rents, additional taxes and empty bodegas. NOT!!! Will our NYC smartguys — our brains, our Realtors, our business geniuses — not hear? His intention is to destroy New York. Kill it. Deaden it. Ruin it. Wipe it out. Close it. Shut it down. Stop it. Neutralize it.
Don’t simply pay no consideration. He hates success. Hates the wealthy. Hates Jewish people. His intent is to smash New York.
A comic pal of our mini-mayor insisted on getting married in a bathtub. Why? He needed a double ring ceremony.
Only in New York, youngsters, solely in New York.
