NYC’s summer weather has been just like how we all – Latest News
Feeling scorching & bothered
It’s summertime. When residing as soon as was straightforward.
Now? We’re attending to be the Middle East’s Western entrance.
Land of the previous free, home of the present craven.
If it isn’t raining, pouring, drowning us — it’s marches, pickets, riots, parades, battles, hatreds, killings, wackos, freakos, sickos, junkies, lefties, commies.
All for one and one for the place? Not just as a result of lettuce is awful. So’s friggin’ Fauci. It’s additionally shootings, stabbings, wall-to-wall wars, poverty, tattooing, close to hunger, shops closing, rents rising, food costs rising, air thickening, rain pouring, bicycles killing, visitors worsening, politicians burbling. Also awful weather, crooks, scaffolding in all places, pols spewing BS, one-bedroom shares.
And now Hampton properties all promote beachside. That is, in the event you don’t thoughts first driving your car to some parking zone in one other close by city.
Once we had Mayor Bloomberg who knew how to run issues. Now he’s just working. He has a personal beachside multimillion-dollar mansion in Bermuda. Large gardens. He ought to schlep back to examine groceries in The Bronx? Or shootings in Bed-Stuy? Get concerned in redecorating Rikers? Fumigating tiny outdated Gracie Mansion after taking down the pictures of Karl Marx? I imply, please.
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And in the event you own one more basement within the town of New York you’ll additionally need to pay as high as an elephant’s eye. Forget relying on these further couple of dollars to buy your candles. Even if that one-bedroom inexpensive home in Manhattan was previously a basement, you’ll additionally now get taxed double.
The money in all probability goes to rejuicing Red Square. Or possibly large Putin may share his mastery with little Crapdammy.
So NYC has possibly a few points. Nothing main. Like possibly public security, crappy neighborhoods, price range issues, high rent, thievery, homelessness, awful mayor, killer taxes, killer visitors, value of residing, unaffordable housing, awful public transit, buses that aren’t free, unemployment, dangerous education, scaffolding in all places however freeway exits.
However, we’re the best in steaks and bagels. Arizona? Nice, however gentle on museums, tradition, affect, chocolate sodas, pizza, hospitals, zoos, faculties, eating places, Chinatown, Little Italy and — except you’re large on rocks otherwise you get off on cactus — leisure.
And they acquired Park Avenue? Broadway? Radio City Music Hall? St. Pats? Fifth Avenue? Madison Avenue? Times Square? Statue of Liberty? Ellis Island? George Washington Bridge? Bronx Zoo? Bear Mountain? Catskills? Adirondacks? Diamond Center? Central Park? MoMA? Five boroughs? Our libraries? Metropolitan Museum of Art? Wall Street? Tiffany & Co.?
How’s the Staten Island ferry there? Corned beef sandwich? Kosher franks? Rolls-Royce showroom? Brooklyn Bridge? Wall Street? Dinner in a restaurant on a building’s tippy-top story with our skyline?
So, pay attention, in the event you itch to take your trip in Kentucky — go. Mazel tov. Tell me in regards to the native Wendy’s.
Understand, we are all wildly insanely grateful for our new little mayor. Of course, our metropolis’s economic system could be in worse form than Ukraine’s. But at the very least there’s on Crapdammy’s desk the encouraging signal: “Half a buck stops here.”
Only in New York, children, solely in New York.
