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Every week, The Post will deliver you our picks of the best one-liners and tales from satirical web site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click on the hyperlinks.
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“We have to be careful, though,” the proprietor stated in a low whisper. “I hear the Jews control the media. At least, that’s what we’re reporting.” READ MORE
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Trust in politicians is down over 98%, that means that voters aren’t even sure they will trust the “Fix Everything” candidate to repair all the things. READ MORE
Babylon Bee
Americans have been blindsided by the revelation, with many steadfastly refusing to settle for it. “There’s no way,” stated native lady Mandy Denison. READ MORE
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“I don’t understand it,” Trump reportedly informed one aide. “I thought he loved honey. The intel said he loved honey. Now he’s mad, apparently.” READ MORE
