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Feeling seashore bummed out
The summer time we by no means had. Soon schleppers will stop ready on the curb for that gas-smelling bus to haul them out East.
Bye-bye to out of doors seashore golf equipment — a giant pool surrounded by small companions. Jammed with outsized behinds, undersized wallets, card-players and cheaters. Weekends it’s husbands who’re making an attempt to swim and grabbing a break from the wives.
Small golf equipment use a bulletin board. Monday evening is often Dancing Under the Stars. The means NYC’s going, it’s renamed Crouching Under the Umbrella. Tuesday, Dinner Dance. Wednesday: images of the earlier evening’s dances. Thursday? More photos of the earlier evening’s dances. Friday? Hawaiian Night. Saturday, out of doors people dancing. Sunday? Dancing class the place you’re taught to do no matter you loused up all week.
It’s 100 cabanas however the eating room solely seats 65. Aged company are arduous of listening to. The sound system is wired to some owl in a tree. These locations spend thousands and thousands on sand however their company couldn’t hear a hydrogen blast. Aging dudes solely hear their crabby wives — every of whom is blond.
One dude talked about a divorce lawyer who advised him divorce is prolonged, costly — will last more than we’re in Iran and he ought to know as a result of this divorce lawyer is himself getting a divorce.
Hamptons money is shore factor
Forget the hills being alive with the “Sound of Music” — the East is alive with the sound of fund-raisers. Every presidential hopeful and even useful has visited at least one money register this summer time. Doesn’t matter what you’re working — and even strolling fast for — might simply be to get elected a Boy Scout. If you need to feast you need the East.
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Our bearded VP Vance schlepped in final week. Southampton. Where the seashore was alive with the sound of money registers. Piggy banks have been in consideration — as have been the piggies. No press, no public appearances famous. South Main Street was closed. He raised a couple of dollars and received out of city.
Maye we discuss?
So, hear, need to interview Elon’s gorgeous blonde model mom Maye Musk? Easier to creep into her son’s rocket. Your well mannered request brings back — not from her instantly — however from “Maye Musk’s Assistant,” the following:
“See guidelines for the interview.” It then lists “Interview guidelines.” Such as “details” earlier than “I take your request to our team for consideration.” Then come seven rulings:
“1. Send all questions prior to the interview for our team to review. 2. The interviewer has to follow the questions that our team has approved, otherwise the interview will be discontinued. 3. The interview length can not exceed 30 minutes. 4. Is the interview going to be video or audio? Recorded or live? 5. Our time frame for the interviews is 9 a.m.-5 p.m. EST. 6. If it’s a video interview or being broadcast on TV the channel or production company will have to cover styling, hair and makeup expenses of $1,500. 7. The interviewer must read Maye’s book, ‘A Woman Makes a Plan,’ before the interview.”
Donald’s simpler.
The White House has simply now declared it is immoral to clone human beings — until, of course, they’re main marketing campaign contributors.
Temporarily this is solely in NYC or DC. Also possibly Tehran.
