Trump names Harrison Ford as second-greatest – Latest News
Every week, The Post will convey you our picks of the best one-liners and tales from satirical web site the Babylon Bee to take the sting off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click on the hyperlinks.
A Babylon Bee choice on Tuesday, Sept. 1, 2026. Babylon Bee
“He was tremendous, almost as tremendous as I am,” Trump instructed reporters within the Oval Office when requested in regards to the controversial image. “Harrison Ford. He was a great president.” READ MORE
A Babylon Bee choice on Tuesday, Sept. 1, 2026. Babylon Bee
“I know I’ve technically had the job for a few weeks now, but I still don’t really know what it is that I’m supposed to be doing. Is it like a waitress? An auto mechanic?” Graham mentioned. READ MORE
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Dolly Parton, 80, was the ultimate particular person on earth nonetheless beloved throughout each political and socioeconomic spectrum. READ MORE
A Babylon Bee choice on Tuesday, Sept. 1, 2026. Babylon Bee
When commenters questioned the kind of rhetoric he was utilizing, Piker grew even more defensive. “You don’t like what I’m saying? You’re obviously Jewish,” he mentioned. READ MORE
