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Every week, The Post will deliver you our picks of the best one-liners and tales from satirical web site the Babylon Bee to take the sting off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click on the hyperlinks.
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“What better use for all this gold?” stated Team USA’s Jack Hughes, struggling to pronounce all of the phrases by his chipped tooth. READ MORE
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Mayor Zohran Mamdani reported a projected $5.4 billion price range hole, marking the primary time in recorded historical past that a socialist has ever run out of money. READ MORE
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According to sources, Carlson, ever the skilled, tried to push these ideas to the back of his thoughts as a result of he was not a conspiracy theorist obsessive about the Jews. READ MORE
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“Oh, that was him?” voter Randal Caspian stated. “I didn’t realize he was the governor of that state. California isn’t really the state I want to model the entire country on. That place is the worst.” READ MORE
