Best of the Babylon Bee: Dems’ poll numbers – Latest News
Every week, The Post will deliver you our picks of the best one-liners and tales from satirical website the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click on the hyperlinks.
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Narcoterrorists admitted that the Democrats had been their greatest proponents in Washington. READ MORE
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Trump was left befuddled this week as the administration suffered a string of legal setbacks regardless of all of his legal professionals having massive bra sizes. READ MORE
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Clicking a mouse to order a new bluetooth speaker, Strong sighed, pining for the instances when scoring a deal on electronics meant taking over the actual risk of shedding this mortal coil. READ MORE
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“I have every right to be in this terrible, evil, disgusting country,” Omar informed reporters on CNN. “No, I’m talking about America, not Somalia. Why would I say that about Somalia? That place is great.” READ MORE
