Hunter Biden continues to spew ‘laptop computer from hell’ – Latest News
Every time Hunter Biden opens his mouth to indulge his newfound habit to publicity, he confirms The Post’s reporting on his “laptop from hell.”
For occasion, he used to fake that the corrupt Ukrainian power company Burisma was paying him $1 million to sit on its board whereas his father was VP as a result of of his experience as a seasoned board member and discovered lawyer.
Now he admits all he had to do was show up to a few conferences high on crack to acquire the money.
“The requirement of the board would be that I would show up for four meetings a year,” he instructed the habit podcast “Dopey.”
“Even when I was a crack addict and out of my mind, I could show up for four meetings a year.”
You don’t say.
That labored out to round $250,000 per board assembly, all bills paid, in glamorous locales like Monaco or Paris or Dubai.
Cashing in on notoriety
He instructed “Dopey” there was no corruption, and but, regardless that he didn’t have a actual job and spent two years on a crack bender staying at costly accommodations just like the Chateau Marmont, money would at all times materialize.
“A check would come in from somewhere, you know, and, and by the way, this is all during the time that, that, you know, the New York Post would have you believe, or MAGA would have you believe, that I was running some kind of international crime syndicate, and, you know, blah, blah, blah, I mean, it’s bulls–t.”
It was an worldwide influence-peddling scheme, to be correct, and he ran it whereas Joe Biden was vice president, with his father’s information and involvement.
The checks saved coming from Burisma even after his father’s vice presidency ended, though they have been cut in half.
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The tens of millions saved coming from the Chinese power company CEFC, whose chairman was arrested in China and shortly died in jail, not that Hunter cared.
Now he needs to make money with the one factor he has left, his notoriety. He actually must be thanking us.
Hunter can’t keep The Post out of his mouth lately, so aggrieved is he that we spilled the beans on his dad’s corruption, as documented on his son’s laptop computer.
He nonetheless pretends the laptop computer that he deserted at John Paul Mac Isaac’s Delaware restore store just isn’t actual, even if the FBI took it into its possession in December 2019 and secretly verified that it belonged to him and had not been tampered with.
“There really isn’t a laptop,” he tells gullible podcasters.
“They held a laptop, which was not my laptop,” he says. “The laptop is bulls–t.”
And maybe probably the most farcical: “Not one single person has ever accused me of a crime based upon anything that was in or discovered as it relates to my laptop. Not one.”
In reality, prosecutors used materials from his laptop computer in his 2024 Delaware gun trial when a jury convicted him on three felonies.
It was the identical in his tax fraud case in California, when he pleaded guilty on the primary day of jury choice.
The solely cause Hunter just isn’t in jail is that his father gave him a pardon that prolonged back to 2014, the beginning of the Burisma grift, and lined the tens of millions of {dollars} that flowed into Biden household coffers from Ukraine, China, Russia and elsewhere.
But now he’s attempting to make money from a meme coin named “$Laptop.”
Someone made nearly a million {dollars} in a jiffy after it launched earlier this month, however Hunter stated in a post on X: “I, personally, have not made a single dollar.”
Of course he would by no means inform a lie.
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‘Classic rug pull’
Four out of 5 crypto wallets that purchased into Hunter’s meme coin misplaced money, in accordance to a Datavault AI evaluation that described the cryptocurrency launch because the “classic rug pull” during which insiders extract the worth at launch and depart the chumps out of pocket.
One thriller trader utilizing a pseudonym made about $930,000 within the first jiffy earlier than the cryptocurrency collapsed, Datavault AI reported.
Hunter has been blaming the collapse on the market-maker — a firm employed to deal with trading on crypto markets.
“There was a f–k-up [that] occurred in the first 30 seconds of launching the coin, in which the market maker, for some unknown goddamn reason, only put in $5,000 of liquidity.”
But in accordance to a source acquainted with the project, there have been only a few real consumers of Hunter’s meme coin, different than a lot of bots and a few small gamblers, which is why initial liquidity was set low to stave off the scammers.
“People weren’t really excited about Hunter Biden’s meme coin and were actually turned off by the idea,” says the source.
Crypto merchants have been overtly hostile earlier than the launch, with one calling it an “utter embarrassment.” Hunter’s own Substack subscribers claimed solely about 1 million of the 80 million free tokens set apart for them as of mid-September.
So a lot for Hunter’s declare that demand was “through the roof” and that his coin briefly was “larger than the market cap of f—kin’ goddamn BlackRock.”
Now he’s diverting from his own grift by claiming that the Trump household is simply as dangerous, and Democrats are on the lookout for filth to show him proper.
So it was manna from heaven when lefty activist outlet ProPublica broke the distasteful story that Putin-linked oligarch Umar Kremlev paid “hundreds of thousands” for First Son Don Jr.’s post-wedding festivities.
Hypocritical media
That reveals stunning judgment, on the very least, and deserves scrutiny.
But it’s galling that the identical hypocritical media that buried the laptop computer and denied Biden wrongdoing now breathlessly recycles ProPublica’s filth any likelihood it will get, in an effort to smear the president.
Utah Republican Sen. John Curtis needs to haul each Hunter and Don Jr. earlier than the Senate to testify below oath.
Great. Let the chips fall the place they might.
But nothing Don Jr. has finished comes close to the lies and cover-ups the Biden household and their allies within the deep state used to defend Hunter and Joe: the FBI’s Round River operation sabotaging Senate oversight and hiding whistleblower complaints, the social media censorship, Biden’s DOJ meddling within the IRS investigation of Hunter, the CIA stonewalling and the 51 former intelligence officers mendacity that the laptop computer was Russian disinformation — simply to listing a few.
Joe Biden swore he knew nothing about his son’s multimillion-dollar influence-peddling schemes whereas eating together with his international companions, becoming a member of his calls on speakerphone, and sharing within the spoils, then promised he wouldn’t pardon Hunter, till he did.
Let the media cowl that for as soon as.
