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Basketball. It’s playoffs. NY Knicks vs. Cleveland Cavaliers. So thrilling my manicurist may almost stop tweezing. And concentrate. A store round forty seventh and Fifth — not too removed from Grand Central — known as Liberty Bagels often, was doing large business yesterday morning as — prepared? — Championship Bagels. And these spherical doughy rocks had been coloured blue and orange.
Shove Zero Crapdammy. Are we great or what?! Knicks play again Thursday.
Beached wails
OK. Now to important issues. I personally choose a phone that has a rotary dial however — in addition to that — I’m probably not a dangerous particular person.
It’s simply that I’ve a need to debate vacation time. Like the beautiful greatness of coming heat climate picnics: Sun, surf. Ham on sand. Great.
BS time. Beach, burgers, beans, baloney, barbecue. With beer, add BS.
It’s ants and aunts. The solar’s scorching. The espresso not. If the spouse invitations, it’s the complete household. If the husband invitations, it’s shoppers. If no one invitations, it’s ticks. And kinfolk? Tougher to stop than an oil tanker in the Hormuz.
And the youngsters ? Always operating. Big ones need franks. Little ones produce other elements operating.
Your cellphone doesn’t work. Your bladder does. You’re in Reno. Nearest john is in Idaho.
Sand? Everywhere. Mostly in the heat potato salad.
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Your wealthy pals have gone to Paris so there’s time to resent them. Actually, which might you like? Downtown Malta or Ocean Parkway? Why schlep to the moon when you possibly can zoom to the Rockaways?
Activities are swimming, sunning, shouting at the husband. Why? Why not.
Excitement? Collecting seashells, which you throw out if you get home.
Conversation? The warfare, costs, politicians, your stupidity pondering a day’s outing can be enjoyable.
I’m not saying that what the hosts serve is outdated — simply saying that their 3-minute eggs are now rock formations. The hamburger meat? Bought at Corinth. Menu? Leftovers from “The Last Supper.”
One aunt twice eliminated introduced her moveable radio. Great. Loved listening to Bess Truman’s speeches. Bess’ leftover behind prolonged down to the third century. Digging behind her we may in all probability have discovered Amelia Earhart.
Great day. Great evening. Great expertise. The moon stayed as high as my second cousin.
Musical’s a high-kicking romp
WHAT everybody ought to do that vacation is run to the enjoyable scrumptious snort out loud musical “Schmigadoon!” at the large spotlessly clean well-kept Jimmy Nederlander Theatre on West forty first. It has a number of johns. And even more Tony awards than johns. Nominated for 12 Tonys. Twelve!
It has intercourse, romance, enjoyable, laughs, great surroundings, good direction, smartass methods, intelligent showbiz stage modifications — and it’s clean. Even for youngsters to see.
The packed viewers applauded mid-show repeatedly.
Someone close to me got here additional early and was holding the NY Times. OK, high quality, however when you get previous Maureen Dowd, what else you bought? Nothing.
Have a completely satisfied healthy vacation. Talk with you again Tuesday.
Only in New York, youngsters, solely in New York.
