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With 99.9% of votes in favor, the adoption of Freddy has secured more bipartisan assist than another poll measure in fashionable American historical past. READ MORE
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“I love African Americans, but Mr. Musk is rich and that makes him the only bad African American,” Senator Bernie Sanders stated in an look on CNN. READ MORE
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“No one thought we could win the war so many times,” Trump instructed reporters. “We won it very strongly. Then we won it again bigly, and then we won it even more.” READ MORE
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Incumbent communist Karen Bass will face off towards dedicated communist Nithya Raman in November as voters choose who to run the communist regime for the metropolis. READ MORE
