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Every week, The Post will carry you our picks of the best one-liners and tales from satirical web site the Babylon Bee to take the sting off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click on the hyperlinks.
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“The show wouldn’t be the same without at least one arrogant windbag,” mentioned Executive Producer Nick Bilton. READ MORE
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Initially notching 190,000 votes on the day of the first election, Pratt misplaced hundreds of votes with every new poll drop, after which made historical past in a single day by being the primary candidate ever to achieve a detrimental quantity. READ MORE
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“Last Tuesday’s election will only go on for another four, maybe five weeks tops,” Schwimmer mentioned. “We have to cut things off somewhere, and now that two Democrats are ahead, we’d better start closing things out.” READ MORE
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“Fixing the Liberty Bell is like erasing liberty itself,” warned historian Andrew Carbyle. “It no longer stands as a testament to how our pursuit of liberty endures in the face of adversity.” READ MORE
